Very
Cool
Doctor

Women & dogs love him

See The Evidence ↓
🩺 VERY COOL  •  🦖 DINOSAUR-TESTED  •  🛹 GRAVITY-OPTIONAL  •  🩺 VERY COOL  •  🦖 DINOSAUR-TESTED  •  🛹 GRAVITY-OPTIONAL  • 

Credentials

Years of rigorous training. Some of it real.

🎓 Doctor of Coolness

Earned the old-fashioned way: medical school, residency, and one extremely confident haircut.

🪂 Altitude Medicine

Fellowship-trained in delivering care at 12,000 feet while also doing a kickflip. Citation pending.

🦖 Cretaceous Rotations

Completed a clinical rotation 66 million years ago. Patient outcomes were, admittedly, mixed.

Photographic Evidence

Doctor in a white coat riding a raptor and punching a gorilla
"The patient was resistant to treatment.”
Doctor riding a great white shark with a spear gun
"Patient reports Dry Mouth, securing source of hydration”
Doctor skydiving with a skateboard
"House call, 6th floor. Took the express route."
Doctor riding a T-rex
"The pharmacy denied a refill."
Doctor riding a T-rex, waterfall behind
"Telehealth coverage now includes the Late Cretaceous."
Doctor riding a T-rex past a volcano
"Prior authorization was denied. We appealed in person."

Testimonials

"Honestly the least stressful thing that happened to me that era." — REX, 7 TONS, EXTINCT
"He landed the skateboard AND remembered my refill. Five stars." — A PATIENT WHO DOES NOT EXIST
"We do not endorse any of this." — GRAVITY, PALEONTOLOGY, AND THE FAA